Save Free Library of Philadelphia!

The shit storm that is 2009 continues to claim lives (rest in peace, Patrick Swayze) and now even our public libraries are at risk! While the blogosphere and twitterverse continue to beat the already dead horse that is Kanye West to a pulp (yes, I am combining redundant idioms), I hope to shift the focus … Continue reading

McCain: The Greatest Force of Douchebaggery

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I would say that’s a fair summary of tonight’s boring, awkward and awkwardly repetitive debate. You can imagine how easy it was to create an image far more interesting than the event itself. I took the liberty of adding costumes to the otherwise terrified participants (anyone else struck by … Continue reading

Palling Around With Terrorists

Can we all agree that Tina Fey is on FIRE right now? From her latest book deal to 30 Rock’s beloved Tracy Morgans’ recent claim that “I think her impersonation of Sarah might decide who’s gonna be the next President of the United States”, Fey is quite obviously sitting on top of the world. I even … Continue reading